Thursday, March 22, 2018

It Got Into My Eye

I usually wash my face before I take shower every night, so I don't have to get up real early in the morning to take a shower. I was really sleepy and accidentally used something that you don't wash your face with. When, I wash my face I put the cleaner face thingy on my eye lashes and eye lids. So I put the stuff I was cleaning on my eye lids and eye lashes. Well, it gets into my eyes and my eyes start feeling like they are on fire. On fire, I tell you. Anyway, I finally got the stuff out of my eyes. 
P.S. I was washing my face with shampoo...

Pregnant Story #3/4

If you read some of my last posts, then you know that my mom thinks I'm pregnant. Which, I'm not.
Last night, my nose was running all day. So, I decided to some medicine before I went to bed. My mom was looking at the medicine and reading the label on it. The label says that you shouldn't be using it, if you're pregnant. I couldn't take the medicine because my mom thinks I'm pregnant. I told my mom to get some 3 pregnancy tests from different and I will take me. I told her that so I could tell her that she is wrong.

After school today, I took the pregnancy tests. 1/3 says I'm not pregnant. Being my mom, she freaking out and starting crying because she's so happy. GUYS I AM NOT PREGNANT BECAUSE I HADN'T DONE WHAT YOU NEED TO DO TO GET PREGNANT. OKAY? OKAY. 

Tuesday, March 20, 2018

The Family Fight At Texas Roadhouse

One time back in 2016, me and my family went to Texas Roadhouse to celebrate Cody's birthday. At Texas Roadhouse all of my cousins, aunts, and uncles were there. Let's just say that my Uncle Carol had too many drinks than he should have. I can't remember what we were all talking about, but next thing you know Uncle Carol is standing up out of his chair yelling at my Uncle Grocery. The whole restaurant attention was on us. The manger had to come over to our table and tried to come my uncle Carol down, but that didn't help. So, we have my Uncle Carol and Uncle Grocery standing up yelling at each other, the manger trying to calm them down. All of the sudden, my grandma gets her cane that she walks with out and starts hitting my uncles trying to get to stop. Then, my Uncle Carol storms out of the restaurant and Aunt Becky says some pretty bad words about words and says she ain't coming to another family gathering ever again. 
She did come to every family gathering after that and I have this whole fight on video, but I'm going to post it for reasons...

Monday, March 19, 2018

Family Drama

On my mom side of the family, there's ALWAYS some kind of family drama that's happening. This time I'm sadly in involved. So, me and some of my cousins went to Disney world and didn't invited two of my other cousins. 2 out of 8 weren't at Disney World because they didn't get invited. I might have posted a photo of me and my other cousins there and I have a feeling that those 2 cousins are mad/sad. At the same time, my cousins to that to me! So how does it feel to have your feelings hurt when you didn't get invited? 
I'll keep you guys updated on the situation. 

I Guess I'm Clueless

Disney World sells this one shirt that says "I Live In Fantasyland!" Which I'm currently wearing it right now๐Ÿ˜‰ My mom wanted to get that shirt for me and I was like yeah! I wanted that shirt because I look Disney princess and fairy tales.  As me and my mom are checking out, my mom goes "This is the perfect shirt for her because she really does live in Fantasyland. She has no clue about stuff." I kinda agree because I do some pretty dumb things. I guess I'm clueless now guys!

A Logan Doll?

I collect American Girl dolls and I love them so much! So when we went to the American Girl Store in Orlando, I was going to get a American Girl boy doll and name it Orlando. This doll has brown hair and brown eyes. I was showing my mom this doll and she goes "Oh that reminds me of Logan, but he needs blue eyes." Which guys, I'm not sure how my mom found out his name, but she did. So, I go "Logan doesn't have blue eyes, he has brown eyes." Then my mom goes "Oh so you have looked into his eyes!" I say what I always say "MOM!?!?!"

The Four Letter Word

Me, my mom, my dad, and Sammy were riding the tram from Magic Kingdom's Ticket Center at Disney World to the parking lot. The people at the back of the tram have this speaker type things that they talk on about rules and stuff like that. As my dad was getting out of the tram he hits his head and says a four letter bad word. The lady at the back hears this and goes "This tram was built by the seven dwarfs, so the one four letter word that you are allowed to use if you hit your head is ouch." I'm not kidding you I laughed so hard at that..

Something You Should Know

In the stories that I post, I don't use real names. I use fake names because to keep people's identity safe and I do A LOT of confessions. 
If you ever are wondering about a Character, there's a Character post I did telling about all of the characters.
Here's the link to that:
https://inthelifewithmal.blogspot.com/p/characters.html

Not The Happiest Place In The World

Disney World is supposed to be the happiest place in the world right? No it ain't! All of my life, when I was with my whole family on my mom's side I always felt like I was alone, left out, and stuck behind my other cousins shadow. I thought that would maybe change when my Aunt Nellie, Rose, Jewels, Aunt Jenni, Uncle Albert, and Sammy went to Disney World together. No, I was wrong. Like always no one wanted to talked to me, no one wanted to be around me, and no one wanted to see me. When I was around them they made me act a certain way. I couldn't ask questions. I couldn't say smile at people. I couldn't be me. All Aunt Nellie would say to me was hello and bye. I felt terrible. I cried. All of these questions flooded into my head. What am I doing wrong? Why am I not good enough? What did I do to ever make them act this way towards me?  

As I look back at the situation, I'm like freak them! I'm perfect just the way I am and YOU are too. Don't ever let someone control you. You are in control of yourself. You are in charged of your own happiness, who you are, how you act, and so much more. You are good enough. Don't ever let someone control you like I did. It isn't right what they did. Let me tell you that they got a good blocked on Facebook ๐Ÿ˜‰

Remember, you are perfect, good enough, and are in control of yourself. Don't let ANYONE control you. 

Cookies In The Security Line

I was in the Security Line in the Orlando Air Port to come home. In the Security Line in the Orlando Air Port, you have to take all the food you pack out of your packs and put them in one of the bins to go into the machine thingy. I packed about maybe 12 cookies for the plane ride and so I put them into one of the bins. One Security guys asks me "Are all of those cookies for you?" So before I can say anything, my mom says "Oh it's her pregnancy cravings." and I go "MOM!?!?!" Like I"M NOT PREGNANT. So, guys my mom thinks I'm pregnant once again...

Pregnant Story #2

If you hadn't read my previous posts, then you should know that my mom thinks I'm pregnant. 
Here's the link to that post:
https://inthelifewithmal.blogspot.com/2018/03/pregnant.html

To began this story, I went to a Kansas City Target Store. At this store, their clearance women clothes are right next to the maternity clothes. So I thought I would look at the clearance section. Keep in mind my mom was with me and I didn't know that the maternity were next to the clearance clothes. So, my mom looks over and I'm in maternity section and didn't know and once again she goes "MAL????" Before she could say anything else, I say "MOM I'M NOT PREGNANT!!" Like, why would I get pregnant while on my period? That's gross or I least I think so. Then, my mom made me look at baby clothes..

Pregnant?

First of all, I'm young. I'm too young to have a baby. At least I think so. My mom on the other hand, well thinks I'm been pregnant off and on for the last couple of weeks. You should know that I'm NOT PREGNANT. She thinks I am because she sees that I'm with Logan a lot. Which, I'm not really with him a lot. She thinks I like him. Which I do, I just don't tell her I like him because she makes a BIG DEAL out of it. Dead serious, she has rolled down the window before and yelled at one of my 2nd grade crush. She has tried to do that with Logan. Her bubble popped when I gotten my period the next day after she asked me if I was pregnant. 

Orlando People In General

I feel like Orlando People in general are so crazy. I don't know if boys are girls are more crazy. Boys will flirt with you no matter if there married, have children, or their and your age. Also, boys will wear weird/gross things. Like That guy who wore a gross shirt at Disney World. Here's the link to that blog post.  Girls will say stupid stuff like "Do we have a fast pass for the air plane?" A fast pass is a pass that you can get to get on the ride faster/before other people. Only so many can get a fast pass at Disney World. So yeah. I still the people in Orlando tho. You keep doing you bro/girl! 

That Guy's Gross Shirt

So I was sitting down in Fantasyland at Magic Kingdom. I was just drinking some water and minding my own business. I was looking around and come across this older guy. This older guy was wearing a shirt that says "I pooped at Disney World!" First, I was like what the heck! Did I read that right? So, I read it again and it still said "I pooped at Disney World!" I don't know what's worst. The guy's shirt or the girl next to him shirt said "I peed at Disney World!" I Both of them were happy about it because both of them was screaming at the top of there lungs that it was a happy day. 

Things That Happened In Disney World

Last Week, I went to Disney World! Let's just say some stuff went down and people's feelings got hurt..Oops..
Anyway, Here's a list of stuff that went down in Disney World. Honestly, I don't really remember most of it because I was on a sugar high for most of it. 

The Mirror At The Gucci Store

One thing you should know about me is that I have been obsessed with REALLY expensive things. It's a life goal of mine to own something from Gucci, Channel, Louis Vuitton, and other expensive high end brands. It's a honor and a life goal to go into the Gucci  store. I DIED when I walked in because it's Gucci. Like I was on the floor dead. While I was in the Gucci store they have these mirrors and I thought that a mirror was a wall. So I walked into a mirror. When my mom saw me run into the mirror, she walked out and pretended that she didn't know me.
I told my friends this story and Logan asked me how did I not see myself in the mirror and I had no idea how I didn't see myself in the mirror. He laughed so that's good, because I made my crush laugh. Right?